Kids: Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel"...

By donuts678 - 16/08/2015 23:37 - United States - Passaic

Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML

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By Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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By caswell 1 - 28/02/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

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By singlemam - 15/03/2016 01:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

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Money!

By Sheezey - 24/02/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

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Thanks, hun

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, at work, one of my 6 year-old students, who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me, "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said, "Your arms are hairy." FML

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By Mikabe - 14/02/2011 18:51 - Sweden

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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Natural history

By latino - 11/11/2010 11:30 - United States

Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

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By milkshake - 23/01/2013 00:29 - United States - Pasadena

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML

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Sqaud00 17

Monday 17 August 2015 16:25

Nothing better than brutally honest kids to lower your self esteem

skippydoda 32

Monday 17 August 2015 16:27

Children really know how to cut people deep.

Comments

Sqaud00 17

Monday 17 August 2015 16:25

Nothing better than brutally honest kids to lower your self esteem

TypicalSenpai 14

Monday 17 August 2015 16:25

Kids are so honest, eh? :}

HoboMeth 33

Monday 17 August 2015 16:26

Time to hit the gym maybe?

zAstonish 20

Monday 17 August 2015 16:26

You deserve this. Time to hit the gym.

HappyItalian 38

Monday 17 August 2015 16:34

Yeah, damn you OP for lying to the girl about having any muscles! (Though in seriousness, how is this a YDI?)

skippydoda 32

Monday 17 August 2015 16:27

Children really know how to cut people deep.

Schala360 27

Monday 17 August 2015 16:29

Shouldve flexed her your dick, see who got the last laugh

lysx84 24

Monday 17 August 2015 16:31

Or not. Not would definitely be better.

hellnosucka 27

Monday 17 August 2015 16:40

woah there, that's a bit extreme.

pixierara 28

Monday 17 August 2015 17:47

And then become a registered sex offender and never have to worry about kids being around him to lower his ego anymore!

ThePaperDragon 31

Monday 17 August 2015 16:30

Time to hit the gym!

SLdeej 11

Monday 17 August 2015 21:44

I don't understand why people are down voting you. How is going to the gym bad?? It's healthy to be the best you can be! :)

tyza 7

Tuesday 18 August 2015 0:23

fat people eer where

MrSassypants 33

Monday 17 August 2015 16:35

Reminds me of the time a little girl asked to feel my muscles and she said the same thing. So I said "at least I could still beat you up." That's the fifth time I got my ass kicked by a 7 year old girl.