Tonight, on First Dates…
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Israel
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Israel
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By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 02:37 - United Kingdom
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