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what kind of animal? and do you have to eat the whole thing? these are important questions.
it's a turtle.
Everything but the beak and feet.
they are made into necklaces
hats and ashtrays?
just remember we eat cows, pigs, sheep etc to keep them in check. Those eating, farting devious animals are actually hell bent on world domination and it is our job to slaughter them and devour their delicious flesh.
poor animal. it has to die cuz your dumbass decided to go to another country
that is disgusting
when i was 3 i hunted and killed a rabid T-rex with nothing but a pointy stick and my wits. i also don't eat food but absorb it through my skin. you may also notice T-rex havent brought out an album in a while
89- it's about the horrors of Stalinist communism that's what it has to do with it.
Thats why we need those new fonts. Like sarcastica.
probably pig
I eat meat and have killed and ate an animal but this is me and everyone is of there own mind so I agree with you op FYL
what the heck is wrong with killing and eating animals!?!?!?!?!? they taste good and were put here to eat as food for humans. YDI for being afraid of meat!!!! it won't kill u!
#32 That's the majority of Americans today; they'll eat whatever someone gives them as long as they don't have to see it processed. I think these people should either go slaughter and butcher a cow or become vegitarians, but that's just me. i agree with this thread, FYL OP. Tell them your religion doesn't allow you to consume meat, and so the slaughtering of the animal would be wasted.
Hope they don't eat you or something sounds like some Texas Chainsaw Massacre shit to me be careful hope you don't get slaughtered HAHAHAHAHA
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Show it anywayWell it's just a good job that most of these FMLs are made up.
53 = win!!
#3 you're a ******* idiot if you aren't prepared to kill an animal you shouldn't allow yourself to munch down on one.
I'm not going to pretend to be high and mighty. I wouldn't kill an animal, because blood and guts scare me- not because i think its wrong to kill them (but right to eat them). I've helped clean fish before, at the point where you're just picking bones out and it looks like food instead of living (dead) creature. I'll eat animal if it's put in front of me, but I avoid companies that I know make the animals suffer.
so you couldn't kill one but you eat them like it's nothing and don't care if animals are killed on assembly lines daily for you to eat?
the thing is, if people had always been vegetarians then our brains would not have developed to the point it has. This is because the protein helps the brain to grow easier. admittedly, you can ingest protein in different ways as a vegetarian but not in the same concentration as meat. On a different note, i would kill and eat an animal but not gut and skin the animal etc.
Well just refuse the "gift" or perhaps try saying no thank you, did you ever think of that one?
op stop being a b* tch and kill the thing that's one of the problems with America people are so f*cking sensitive, it will probably do you some good
Anyone else think baseball uniforms look really lame?!!
Tell them you can pull out and eat a carrot instead ;)
You'd be surprised.
NOMNOMNOM
murder the **** out of it
I agree
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what kind of animal? and do you have to eat the whole thing? these are important questions.
Woah! At least they didn't threaten to kill you in the slaughter house! For a second I thought that's where the FML was going!