Help yourself
By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver
By username - 17/11/2014 03:52 - United States - Elkhart
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By no - 17/11/2014 02:26 - United States
I was watching a tv series on my tablet...after one episode (45 minutes) I looked on Google maps to see how far I had got and that's when I realised! It was a cross country train and the next station was 60 miles from where I got on the train. A place called Darlington. If I had stayed on the train all the way I would have ended up on Edinburgh!