Nearly Halloween

By boo - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Gainesville

Today, I'm old enough to be looking at houses to buy, but not old enough to get past the idea that they might be affordable because they're haunted. FML
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namine120409 42

You are a practical person and would survive any generic horror movie.

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sempisaviour 17

Haunted? Ghosts aren't even real.

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shay_serendipity 29

Please, use real, correct words. It's not that hard

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Jared900DUmpling 30

You don't seem to realize that this is an Internet meme, and therefore can be spelled however he wants

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Luckily, whether you believe in them or not, ghosts cannot hurt you. (Let the hate roll in)

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MrConcise 34

Ghosts can't hurt you, but I wouldn't wanna be the guy taking a shower in a haunted piece of real estate. Spontaneous boiling water is terrifying.

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devildog562 33

Well that's rational thinking. Why don't you get a religious figure to cleanse it or bless it, then the problem is solved.

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cjwayy 22

Agreed! Get a priest, a rabbi, someone. One from every religion to cleanse the shit outta that place.

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zBLAKEz 23

Yes, and while she's at it she should also dance to make it rain and get a witch doctor to cure all her ailments! Yeah! **** science and logic!

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Enslaved 36

Or, OP can turn it in to a haunted bed and breakfast. Lizzie Borden's Inn needs years in advance reservations.

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doodlecloud 26

That's actually a really good idea. Even if you take it from the view of someone who thinks all of that is rubbish, if OP believes in ghosts to this degree then they're unlikely to just change their mind and the most logical thing to do is religious blessings, etc. which should act as a placebo effect. If they believe it's helped then it probably will ease their worries.

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namine120409 42

You are a practical person and would survive any generic horror movie.

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confusedAsFuck 34

That's quite reasonable if you consider the fact they might be affordable because it's somewhat a scam.

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dontlookman 20

At least you'll save money on paint when the walls ooze green slime :)

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devildog562 33

Pink slim. The sewers are full of it and multiply through hate.

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shanebob 15

The Hash Slinging Slasher

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allplayedout 20

It's haunted by the ghosts of the subprime mortgage bust.

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