Noise cancelling anyone?
By Anonymous - 27/11/2023 22:00 - Sweden - Lidingoe
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
By Anonymous - 27/11/2023 22:00 - Sweden - Lidingoe
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