Follow the script
By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt
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By thetalkingvagina - 09/06/2010 11:34 - Australia
Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.