By urgg - 05/09/2010 14:20 - United States

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Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
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oboewhore_xD 6

What did you name it? :D

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KingDingALing 9

Maybe you kept saying you had a bigger dick then him

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mona_is_here 10

Pegging FTW? :D

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Tasanasanta 0

Ha! My friend had a dream she was a man not long ago. Is this a normal thing women dream about?

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kittykataclysm 0

I've always had those dreams and wondered if it's normal!

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Tasanasanta 0

23- I'm living the dream :)

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LiveThenDie 2

23- I'm a girl, and I've never once had a dream like that.

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Brittney_E 0

I agree with 42. O.o

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parii 0

I have dreams like that every now and then

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yurlve1992 0

WTF ! that's awkward & no it's not normal for a girl

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Kartor 6

Maybe you were stroking yourself and it freaked him out

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Mumbellosity711 0

suppressed08, you look EXACTLY like me..

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otheriBlair 0

never have I dreamed about that

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UndiscoveredChao 0

otheriBlair: your hair is ADORABLE

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LemonpartyIsSexy 0

I guess that was a (puts on sunglasses) long night

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scotty1234 0

king dingaling I like the fail pic

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KingDingALing 9

77- Thanks :D I dont consider it a fail because he's just trying to get some head. ;D I don't blame him for wanting to try something new.

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Bubbelz 25

70 Comment fail. 83 Ah I thought you said it's a doggy style fail? >:D

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Bekll 31

#19, I dream I have a penis or am a male sometimes, but then I'm an androgyne so it kind of makes sense that I would.

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KingDingALing 9

87- You stalker! :p Sike naw, lol. My opinion about it changed!

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breegee 0

omg O.O honestly, i also had a dream like that last night. it was fun ;)

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DeesFMLs 0

yea it normal I've had those lol

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immja 0

ladiaday! thts my name! cept I spell it and pronounce it differently

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Person000 0

guys always look there nothing to do with ur dream

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ch3s 4

#49 you had a dream where a penis had a you?

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TheComputerGuy96 16

Hahahahahaha fail... Be careful next time.

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twilightluvr101 4

Im sorry but how are you supposed to be careful in a situation like this lol?

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oboewhore_xD 6

What did you name it? :D

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oboewhore_xD 6

D: That's one of my middle names, dude. Not cool.

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oboewhore_xD 6

o_o Dear Lord. D:

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oboewhore_xD 6

There's like 3 people with the name Eduardo (or in my case, middle name) here. How odd. Lol.

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starile 19

I wonder what she said in her sleep for her boyfriend to know what she was dreaming about? "SUCK MAH DILZNICK, BIATCH!!" Boyfriend's like, "...?"

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toddin 7

Lol, show him to prove you don't have one... unless he's into that kind of thing.

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Artsygirl90 14

Maybe he keeps staring at your crotch hoping your dream comes true.

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justj2010 0

9- that would be the FML of the story. At least he didn't start bobbing for apples, right OP??

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Graawr 7

Woah I wonder what's the story of your dream. owO

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misfitSuperStar 0

Bet he had a look of horror on his face!! ahahahaha!!!

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