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Will is currently on a forever trip in England. Has no wi-fi. This is her cousin because she forgot to sign off. Meow.
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That the secret to happiness
Is as simple
As realizing that the world is beautiful
And although flawed
Is awe-inspiring all the same.
Fall in love with the world
And your heart will never be the same.
Instead of bursting out with sadness
Joy hydrates your body and soul
Until you cannot differentiate your body
From the celestial one that is beneath your feet.
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Hey guys, OP here. I did not know how damaging Flappy Bird was to the brain until my friend convinced me to play it, and it's been a downhill road ever since. I literally smashed into the first pipe 40 times in a row, and got more frustrated every time. So I'm supposed to count to ten when I'm feeling "irrational rage" but instead, I just pressed start. (oops...) I threw my phone through a window. The phone is shockingly okay, except it still has Flappy Satan. Yeah, that game is straight from the depths of hell.