By unwantedforlife - 20/11/2013 00:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML
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parism143 28

Assure him he has permission, then change the password.

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Ayeasha 7

You should tell him his Netflix privileges ended when your relationship ended.

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moonsalt 20

Well, it's Netflix. I mean, come on; it's like having heaven in your living room.

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\ 28

Every movie you could possibly want at your fingertips... And only 10 years ago we barely had it

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Ayeasha 7

How? Netflix barely has anything that's worth watching most of the time. And most of the seasons of TV shows they have are not up to date.

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parism143 28

I don't enjoy Netflix for that particular reason. Just pop over to vodly.to and a wide variety of tv shows and movies are just a click away. Provided a good quality link is posted.

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ohSNAPyall 26

11: Much like OP, you just dated yourself.

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Polynomial 28

But, boss, you can watch The Walking Dead season 2 right as season 4 is coming out. If that's not up to date, my name isn't Hannah does the Hulu in Hawaii.

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moonsalt 20

Lol it's so true. Netflix is lacking in a lot of categories. I personally use Noobroom. It's more up-to-date than Twitter!

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biggestfan23 11

Netflix is really good with TV shows but the movie collection is pretty bad

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Good or bad, I wouldn't want an ex entertaining someone else with my 7.99 a month.

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jayceejaco 15

The tv shows are not up to date because it's basically there to get you into the series. A lot of shows I watch now are because I veg out one day a week and watch 2 seasons of a show get into it and watch the current episodes on TV or hulu

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Vegeto30294 19

Make him pay you for every movie/TV series he wants to watch.

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iAlissa 34

Or, you know, just tell him to **** off and be done with him.

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iSativa 24

Netflix. Creating friendships from relationships and killing the movie rental industry. At least he's still in your life? FYL.

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Ayeasha 7

You should tell him his Netflix privileges ended when your relationship ended.

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parism143 28

Assure him he has permission, then change the password.

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eddeeezzyy 19

Yeah, and then when he asks for the password, tell him that it's "**** off".

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Chumsword 8

Tell him he can figure it out then give him a cryptic riddle that has nothing to do with it.. Or just tell him to spend his own ten bucks a month..

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Gracemonique3 18

Wow. Don't think he thought that one through.. you deserve better OP

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Yogihuman 5

If he's so cheap that he won't pay 8 bucks a month for netflix. He shouldn't be dating.

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