Inappropriate but funny
By naughtyshirt - 22/08/2009 09:29 - Australia
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By naughtyshirt - 22/08/2009 09:29 - Australia
By elevatorFAIL - 10/08/2009 23:00 - United States
By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States
By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 04:20 - United States
By Ouchies - 01/10/2009 22:31 - United States
To clear this up: it was mainly because the people in the hotel were not helpful at all and this was just one of the last straws. The FML part was the guy at the front desk of the hotel in New Orleans was like the most unhelpful person ever. And it's also kind of akward if you don't exactly get along with the person you're stuck with. And no, I am not usually claustrophobic, but in extreme cases, like such, it is rather disconcerting. As for the cell phone service in the elevator, we were only about 4 inches up from the ground floor. And if FML let me post a longer story, it would have been entirely different. If the girl I called had posted, it would have been mainly about the fact that the hilarity of this whole situation caused here to piss herself. Especially with the fact that our adult leader used force to open the elevator doors...