By Ouchies - 01/10/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML
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null_fml 11

You must have been on carpet, else you could have slid along the floor pretty easily instead of stepping. I realize the recent trend has been to post lots of puns in the comments, but here that would just be tacky.

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allmidnighteyes 10

You humped the floor at this point, right?

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too_much_fun 0

Does anyone miss the days of the long stream comments instead of replying to comments at the top? I do.

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Zhejan 0

What a "sharp" comment you made

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cerebellum_fml 0

shouldnt you have shoes on when you are cleaning?

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Ichigoner 0

looks like you have a tackxing job ahead of you. teehehe

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youreanidiot 0

walk without picking up your feet... this isn't an FML. Another fail for the guest moderator

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haydenshaw 0

who checks the ydi for these kind of fmls?

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PurpleLlamas 0

what the hell just get a freaking flashlight!!! how the **** is this an fml??

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YANKSFAN4EVER 0

I hope it was day time

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cwl727 32

Op never said they didn't have shoes on.

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fmlbaby_fml 0

This is freaking hilarious! I hope you didn't hurt yourself too bad...

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wowwxurcool 0

Ouch. Hopefully you're okay :D

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KingAfter 0

FYL. the best way to not hurt yourself in that situation would probably be to not lift your feet while walking, but only sliding them along the ground.

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null_fml 11

You must have been on carpet, else you could have slid along the floor pretty easily instead of stepping. I realize the recent trend has been to post lots of puns in the comments, but here that would just be tacky.

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vinc08_fml 0

#8 - very subtle....very very subtle OP - that sucks. plain and simple. that sucks

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babaa_fml 0

well i have to say #8 a jab well done there

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glitchead 0

you make a good point, commenter above me

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null_fml 11

Not to be a pain in the foot or anything, but if there are puns here I'm totally in the dark about it.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Ah, this could go on forever. :] I hate to be blunt, but as glad as I am that we're all as sharp as a tack when coming up with these cutting puns, we should probably stop now before they get prickly. We don't want to get ourselves in a thorny situation.

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null_fml 11

Well, I hate to poke fun, but your point kinda struck a nerve. We're not hurting anyone or stepping on anyone's toes here. But I guess it is getting a little dull, so I thought I'd just take one last stab at it before it's time for lights out.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Your words pierced me, I apologise for my painful jab. I was merely pointing out a suggestion.

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Astronomical 0

Best thread ever.

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Lukendo 0

Nice pun there #8. a pity it wasnt very PUNNY! You sure NAILED it with that one! Maybe i should get to the POINT now. Oh wait, it seems like your foot got there first :)

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justjayit 0

oh GOD. Now THAT is priceless and helluva lot more original than most of the FMLs nowadays.

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