Miscellaneous: Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my...

By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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You deserved it 7 015

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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By Immaculatedream - 27/07/2013 07:56 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2023 15:00 - United States - Bossier City

Today, I yet again dreamt of the girl I loved in elementary school. She isn’t the woman I wound up marrying. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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You deserved it 275

Soft spot

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 16:00 - United States - El Paso

Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML

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You deserved it 150

Woah

By Hopeless - 04/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 11:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I had a dream where I was with my last girlfriend, from five years ago. Nothing dirty. Just leaning on each other, talking, and smiling. Woke up and felt like she was really here, and now I miss her as much as when she had to leave the country. FML

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Time flies, people change

By Anonymous - 19/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I had a dream that I cheated on my boyfriend. With the person he was when we started dating. We’ve been dating for two and a half years and I love him, but he’s so different than when I first met him. Even though he’s technically the same person, I can’t help but feel like I cheated on him with him in my dream. FML

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Sweets dreams are made of these

By jj. - 06/06/2021 00:01

Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML

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You deserved it 103

Hagadin 0

Monday 9 February 2009 9:47

wow.. identical. I also live with my alcoholic dad, turn 26 in a couple weeks and ********** using my tears as lube

Rainbowsareshiny 0

Friday 13 February 2009 23:22

aw. well. when one door closes, a window's bound to open right? and if not...well ******* break the window its all good. be the change you wanna see?

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Hagadin 0

Monday 9 February 2009 9:47

wow.. identical. I also live with my alcoholic dad, turn 26 in a couple weeks and ********** using my tears as lube

Cjw1220 0

Monday 26 July 2010 3:59

How does that work? Is it better than lotion?

lmngrl889 14

Saturday 13 July 2013 11:45

this FML is almost identical to my life story as we. I feel for you op

beaglegal 42

Friday 14 February 2014 3:37

Well that escalated quickly.

Rainbowsareshiny 0

Friday 13 February 2009 23:22

aw. well. when one door closes, a window's bound to open right? and if not...well ******* break the window its all good. be the change you wanna see?

Tygastyle 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 7:14

emoest shit ever....move out

rcbarnes 24

Sunday 26 February 2012 7:33

I'm more troubled by the trite error/self-correction "clever" syntax, personally.

TheBigDawg 8

Monday 23 February 2009 8:32

This is me. :S I'm a virgin, on top of all that.

Crackerman 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 2:21

I'm five years older....but otherwise, exact same boat!

Tri_fml 5

Wednesday 25 February 2009 4:12

Lol sounds like my life.. except I have a job. My girlfriend left me, and I can't afford to rent my flat anymore, so I have to move back in with my mum next month.

spitfire921 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:18

wow....my sympathies friend, get yourself out there! you could get a job! i understand you about the love part though :/

MukyDaCookie 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:15

That rough man. If it means anything, I love the way you put it.

hondaguy_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 3:51

damn....exact same boat over here! Only reason I'm jobless, and back here after being kicked out of our apartment, is because her dad doesn't like me and fired me, in return, had his daughter think I was a loser and broke up with me. He had a black eye for 2 weeks after I was done with him....I now have a restraining order on me from both of them.