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About Mattressman58

WHO LOVES LIFE??? I LOVE LIFE, THATS WHO!!!!!

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Hey, I'm the original poster. I think comment #78 has the right idea - I wasnt saying it in a rude way, just sort of jokingly, since the last few people had all said toasted. Was just putting theirs in the oven and getting her order at the same time.