Nice try, loverboy

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML
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Endymion_fml 0

You tried to get to her heart through MONEY? What do you think she is, a prostitute?

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suadelaaa 0

Oh because nothing says "Give me a call :D" like $35. Failfailfail

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suadelaaa 0

Oh because nothing says "Give me a call :D" like $35. Failfailfail

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pwincessa23 1

Dollar menu:) hahaha jk u should h e paid attention. how do u not notice it's $1 not $50???

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xXCANUCKSXx 0

Stupid us money is all green. Here in canada our ***** colored, like the heart deep down in every gunowning redneck american slob

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missymay993 11

No, the bill was $15, he payed that, but he meant to "leave $50 on the table" you don't leave money on the table to pay for the meal. So following this logic, he tipped her $1 instead of $50. There's no $35 amount involved.

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Forlorn420 9

^ you're retarded. He tried to leave $50 to cover everything included the check.

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hellokittywhore 0

he accidently put down a one dollar bill in stead of a fifty like he meant to do. fyl indeed

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Endymion_fml 0

You tried to get to her heart through MONEY? What do you think she is, a prostitute?

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calikola 0

Just stop being a pussy and text her back to explain the issue. That really isn't a FML.

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geon_olam 17

"come to my house and ill give you 50 dollars" i cant see that playing out too well...

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mikenikes14 8

He could always go back to the restaurant and apologize in person.

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carmel 0

haha, nice #3, i liked it. Anyway....i'm not sure what this FML means? You paid a dollar for your meal or you tipped a dollar? I'm confused :S

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PurpleLlamas 0

5-the bill was 15$. he meant to put down 50$. he put the wrong bill on the table and instead put a 1$ bill on the table. so he didnt fully pay for the meal.

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Ronnie_loves_you 11

I think this is fake bc he would've gotten like arrested for not paying. plus he's a fucktard. really $50? she probably wouldnt have called idiot.

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athena3100 9

it means he tipped her 1 dollar

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everydayFML2121 5

No he paid in total one dollar... Why would someone send threatening texts over a small tip? Try reading the FML next time

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Zolty 0

How in the hell do you not notice what money you are putting down?

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Blue_Blur 0

Man up, give her the dam fifty and say you are so sorry and want to make it up to her... ;) #5- he paid a buck for his meal.

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calebg23 0

no he didn't dumbass

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alyssaax3 0

you made it sound like you ate her. you were like "today I HAD a cute waitress for LUNCH"

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newstud 0

His bill was $15. He wanted to leave $50 but instead left just a $1 for the whole bill. YDI dude. Always be in command of your money.

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evilduck_fml 0

this one is definitely a winner. imagining the whole scene and feeling good for leaving 50 bucks and giving the number while paying 1/15th of the total and and.. haha. thanks for making my day.

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