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By Un1ucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are now a certified FML member
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
By Un1ucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States
By kallens - 15/01/2009 23:08 - United States
By boo - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Gainesville
By MainePains - 10/10/2014 23:27 - United States - Portsmouth
By Anonyme - 26/09/2014 06:56 - France - Saint-di
Hello, OP here! Apparently, the reason he has been crying is because the high school he goes to a lot of rumors are flying around- about Ebola coming to Maine. Thanks for the advice, but I have to say- a few of you are Maineiacs.