Awkward pause
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Blue Springs
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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