By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
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deBlobX 12

What's a Brazilian? (Sorry I don't know much about waxing)

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BobbieH 19

Or a Playboy. It's all the hair, front and back. You can always over heat the wax a little too. Not enough to burn but enough to be uncomfortable! Anyway FYL, that's a horrible way to wake up!

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free2speak 14

Or anal. Best revenge ever. It'll make her scream, alright.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Or wax half of each of her eyebrows, that is the best revenge. Make her make the choice to keep the other half or get rid of it >:)

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princessbits 17

My friend and I did this once. She woke up with no hair in the middle of her head.

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desoto96 9

I think I feel a YouTube channel coming on..

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aj94w 4

41, have you ever heard of those stories where women cut their men's dicks off? Yeah, don't Nair her head.

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rsunshine2020 13

This is why people have trust issues. That and the fact that you think it's a chocolate chip cookie and it ends up being oatmeal raisin.

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chell1894 13

She sounds creepy..

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nattynatters 14

Ooooh! Kelly Clarkson!!!!

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Enslaved 36

This is a quote from "40 Year Old Virgin" and very related. Stop thumbing it down just because you don't understand the comments. :P

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Drigr 9

Actually, that reason is both valid and common for thumbing things down. Personally, I probably thumb 1/25 of the comments I read, but if I didn't get it and decided to thumb it, it would be down.

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Enslaved 36

Me? I only thumb things up, never down. I would hate to be responsible for a buried comment just because I didn't understand it but someone else would. Ex: this comment :P and I don't worry about overly offensive topics. Those usually get mod anyways.

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lilhellian 26

Most people thumb down for the following reasons: grammer, spelling, unrelated, or just plain shitty.

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SwagPuppet 3

68- Yes, thank you for the explanation... Like we didn't already know.

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CharresBarkrey 15

68 - Oh, the irony.

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MindFreakazoid 10

I don't believe that's what he was getting at, 36.

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Cainicide 5

And I believe 36 was making a joke back.

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DocBastard 38

The insane ones are usually the best in bed. Enjoy it until she whips out the scissors. Then, run.

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Zedd_fml 8

....run, but not with scissors in hand.

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