Pants on fire
By Anonymous - 29/09/2013 04:12 - United States
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By Anonymous - 29/09/2013 04:12 - United States
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By seizuregirl17 - 19/11/2013 15:00 - United States - Boston
Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.