By seizuregirl17 - 19/11/2013 15:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Did you ask if she'd ever tried science?

I tried Science once. Once. It tasted like bitter tears and soul-crushing sorrow. Try History instead. I've heard it tastes of forgotten dreams and endless hopes.

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Did you ask if she'd ever tried science?

I tried Science once. Once. It tasted like bitter tears and soul-crushing sorrow. Try History instead. I've heard it tastes of forgotten dreams and endless hopes.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Zimmington 21

13- History...? Psh sure it tastes sweet but it doesn't nearly get you drunk enough. I had a shot of the Future once... Wow! that stuff had me drunk for days with no hangover!

History is a heady mix that tastes good at first, but then you wake up with a killer headache.

#13, most poetic comment on this site. I might use that. I'll quote you though.

#13 i think you described hitler in both of those. thats basicly him before and at the end of the war.

saraitkddh 47

Sorry OP, I wonder how in the first place she got to be a professor!

perdix 29

I'm sure she was being ignorant of Op's health.. And trying to make a joke in front of the class lol

Zimmington 21

34- I would think a professor would be above pushing there beliefs on others... Is professionalism completely dead?

Rainhawk94 27

She mocked your seizure. You mocked her grave

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Yes it makes us all wonder...does she even science, OP?

Did she miss the 21st century's train ? And the one before ? And the one before...?

Well, maybe she was just trying to be funny.

Xquisite1 28

"THE POWER OF STUPIDITY COMPELS HER"!

You should have turned your head around and threw up...

At least she tried to be nice about your condition unlike other teachers.

But exorcism? That almost cancels out her being nice about it.

Some people can be very nice about medical conditions until they are standing there when something happens. Then panic sets in. Sometimes bad humor is a way of dealing with it.