By seizuregirl17 - 19/11/2013 15:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML
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MBSC 11

Did you ask if she'd ever tried science?

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Welshite 39

I tried Science once. Once. It tasted like bitter tears and soul-crushing sorrow. Try History instead. I've heard it tastes of forgotten dreams and endless hopes.

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MBSC 11

Did you ask if she'd ever tried science?

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Welshite 39

I tried Science once. Once. It tasted like bitter tears and soul-crushing sorrow. Try History instead. I've heard it tastes of forgotten dreams and endless hopes.

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Yeah science!

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Zimmington 21

13- History...? Psh sure it tastes sweet but it doesn't nearly get you drunk enough. I had a shot of the Future once... Wow! that stuff had me drunk for days with no hangover!

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Rianokami 22

History is a heady mix that tastes good at first, but then you wake up with a killer headache.

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swaggalikethat 22

#13, most poetic comment on this site. I might use that. I'll quote you though.

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idioticmess 15

#13 i think you described hitler in both of those. thats basicly him before and at the end of the war.

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saraitkddh 47

Sorry OP, I wonder how in the first place she got to be a professor!

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perdix 29

#4, ********. Next question?

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Kimmismith 11

I'm sure she was being ignorant of Op's health.. And trying to make a joke in front of the class lol

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Zimmington 21

34- I would think a professor would be above pushing there beliefs on others... Is professionalism completely dead?

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Rainhawk94 27

She mocked your seizure. You mocked her grave

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Yes it makes us all wonder...does she even science, OP?

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Mshrodes 13

Did she miss the 21st century's train ? And the one before ? And the one before...?

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HSArchon 9

Well, maybe she was just trying to be funny.

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Xquisite1 28

"THE POWER OF STUPIDITY COMPELS HER"!

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TheComedyAudio 29

You should have turned your head around and threw up...

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HAMY_fml 23

At least she tried to be nice about your condition unlike other teachers.

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Alycat6363 15

But exorcism? That almost cancels out her being nice about it.

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alycion 38

Some people can be very nice about medical conditions until they are standing there when something happens. Then panic sets in. Sometimes bad humor is a way of dealing with it.

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