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  • Middle of a cornfield, Illinois, United States
  • 28 years-old
  • Wednesday 28 February 1996
  • In a relationship

About Toasty_narwals

About me: ~5' 1" ~green eyes ~born on leap year (I don't know why my birth date keeps getting changed) ~agnostic ~pro-choice ~feminist and equalist ~LGBTQ ally - love=love ~cat lady - her name is Waffles and she's a little angel :3 ~cosmetologist - graduated in May 2015 ~ I have an amazing boyfriend * together since January 19th, 2013 *

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Yes, this was my FML. Yeah, my dad is an awesome professor. Does anyone have any questions haha