Thirfty and frugal
By BasicallySodaFlavoredWater - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By BasicallySodaFlavoredWater - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
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By hollyglambert - 27/03/2016 17:21 - Canada - Victoria
OP here. Thanks everyone. Don't worry I won't be seeing him again. Also responding to that one guy, I did not expect him to pay the bill however I would have liked to go halves instead of pay for us both. Anyways thanks guys :)