By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States
etanpollock
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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Etanpollock's favorite FMLs
By W45T3D_Y0UTH - 15/03/2012 20:44 - Canada
W45T3D_Y0UTH tells us more.
Give it away
By zobara - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Switzerland
By no low five - 30/11/2011 11:17 - United States
By Cooper491 - 15/09/2011 21:22 - Australia
Nothing that makes me look like a prostitute. Makes one wonder how one could get mistaken for one at noon. In front of a cop car, no less.