By no low five - 30/11/2011 11:17 - United States

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML
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uprising_fml 0

so kiss AND high five . marriage is all about compromise yes ?

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HowAreYouToday 34

You have been bro-zoned by your soon to be wife

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HowAreYouToday 34

You have been bro-zoned by your soon to be wife

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808Boyo 4

At that crucial moment, you should walk away.

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m0tl3ycru3 0

^ i agree sounds like something a dude would suggest

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HowAreYouToday 34

Yea. You're right. I just assumed because I figured a soon to be wife would have already expected that...

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lolman222 0

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doctorwhogirl 0

I guess i'm the only one who thinks that would be soo cool- why not kiss then high five

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atkir002 1

hey could be two women. and no man you never know lol.

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torrance1221 4

fiancé (with one e) is male. fiancée is female. OP is female. so actually she has been bro-zoned by her future husband...

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kbtoyz69 9

Yo! that slampiece is a complainer he should tell her she can only leave the kitchen if she brings natty and a sandwich!

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kbtoyz69 9

she's lucky the fellow brosef lets her out of the kitchen to attend her wedding I had my wife stay there and face time me MLIB

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tylersign 11

65- I didn't know that! And I consider myself pretty good at the English language xD Thanks for that piece of info.

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nalia18 8

Id tell him if were gonna high five at MY wedding then every time hed want some a high five would be all hed get

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fudgenick 4

180 - fiancé is French, not the English language...

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tylersign 11

Too bad it's used in English. I could say that a lot of our words are from Latin roots, that doesn't mean it isn't English. "Et Tu Brute" is French. But it's in the ENGLISH play "Julius Caesar".

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riack 2

You guys should create some complex handshake for it. Or better yet, do the Fresh Prince handshake lol

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lolman222 0

136 - unnecessary comment was unnecessary. Your probable thumbs down indicated that.

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Max24KB 0

I'm pretty sure that's the firsttime someone has mentioned the fresh prince on fml haha

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jePomme 0

It's French originally, I'm pretty sure.

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ROKKASHIU 9

What about the fact that it literally says "fiancé"

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uprising_fml 0

so kiss AND high five . marriage is all about compromise yes ?

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boofgall 16

That's a good point! Plus, I'd probably laugh if that happened to me. It shows a playful approach, and marriages need more fun in them to strive these days..

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derpfest 0

68- I see what you did there...

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Purpl3_Ninja 5

I think a high ten would be way more romantic...

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McAninch35 9

Umm... Nope. High ten

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carlosantana0219 2

A high ten and swooping your hands to each others butts. Then a big dirty open mouthed kiss.

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graham11 14

56- umm I've never heard anyone call it a double high five. A double high five, technically, would result in a high five followed consecutively by a second high five. A high ten is when you give a high five with both hands simultaneously. If you want to get technical here...

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graham11 14

115- this is a wedding..not some type of ****..

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EmilyStrauch 8

You should do like a high ten, swing you arms down, and then have you both lean in for a kiss. That's cute!

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jeshthefag 0

I so agree!! that would be adorable!

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JessicaSavvyR 0

Aww c: agreed ! I wanna do that now

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wriptidez 0

nope u guys will be united- calls for a kiss

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mk58 31

Poor kittens... Being murdered for no good reason. *sobs*

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braddah112233 1

Ur killing them all!!!!!!

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graham11 14

I think every kitten in the world would be dead by now..

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Badab1ng 5

I think he should go for the boob grab and you should go for the crotch squeeze. It would be personal and semi-erotic.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

I seriously wonder.. What kind of fruit you're on. You seem to be high all the time when you comment. But not weed-high. Something more intense, more radical, so I'm thinking maybe pineapples or something.

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mk58 31

Pineapples take you high man, but mangoes are something else entirely. You should try it sometime.

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L3g4lPl4typus 0

try some kiwis too. they'll take you on a wicked trip man

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aceman1992 9

I agree, I once decided I was brave enough to try mangoe. Im still trying to figure out what city I'm in.

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DKjazz 20

Chasing the dragonfruit.

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cparrenas 3

Maybe he wants something fun and memorable. Compromise and do both!

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missL1z 5

You could give a high 10 then grab each other's hands bring it down to your sides and lean forward for a kiss! Win-win!

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missL1z 5

Well, Emily's post weren't posted yet when I was writing mine so whatever.

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beastmode21 0

even though yours is word for word the exact same thing. i doubt it

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