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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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You deserved it 2 978

By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 529

You deserved it 3 370

By welcometothefamily - 26/02/2011 14:03 - United States

Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 107

You deserved it 3 231

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By uglyswimmer - 23/04/2009 01:58 - United States

Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML

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You deserved it 7 752

By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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You deserved it 3 931

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

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You deserved it 205

By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 655

You deserved it 2 351

By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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You deserved it 3 266

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 143

By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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You deserved it 6 051

fucktheworld943 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 21:27

Yeah, us gay guys hate it when chicks can't take a hint, lol!

ilovefatcats 12

Monday 22 March 2010 4:52

it's always nice to no the love of ur life is gay

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dsr9016 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 5:49

beat your brother :)

fuzzywazzy012 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 17:47

Hahaha

Liveanotherday 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 17:53

ROFL...wait, are you a guy or a girl?

ilovefatcats 12

Monday 22 March 2010 4:52

it's always nice to no the love of ur life is gay

yukithesmith 11

Sunday 27 March 2016 21:41

it's a gal

fucktheworld943 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 21:27

Yeah, us gay guys hate it when chicks can't take a hint, lol!

Emma Marshall 19

Thursday 28 June 2018 11:34

Why not just tell them you're gay instead of dropping hints....

O_osigh 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:06

i can honestly say i know how that feels...

WinterPerfection 3

Monday 11 July 2011 1:50

I believe a lot of us can relate to OP actually.

alucardrules 0

Monday 30 March 2009 4:02

YDI for thinking you were in love with him

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 8:25

Lol, he loves your brother.

sk8rboiluvr 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:11

is he gay?

LissaMccracken 23

Tuesday 6 August 2013 1:46

Are you serious?

madasahatter 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:41

He's gay? Ouch

haha321 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 7:19

haha must have been a surprise

SasuNaru_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 6:03

He's gay. Nice. Go find yourself another guy then. btw... did your bro get with him?? (Is thinking yeah.)

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Today, on the eighth day of my diet, I met up with my study group. Everyone was snacking on junk food while I stuck to carrots. Someone put a Snickers bar on the table. "God, I want you," I thought. Turns out I was thinking out loud. The guy next to me inched his chair away. FML

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Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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Today, I’ve been sick for 3 weeks and by now I can hardly even distinguish whether I feel weak and shitty due to A) still being sick, B) lack of exercise (caused by A), or C) severe depression (caused by B). FML

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Today, our company's owner's son took over. The first thing he did? Fire me. Why? He said my sales are down. I work in Public Relations. FML

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Today, I told my mom that my wife and I got her a birthday present, but she won't be getting it until April. That instantly pissed her off, cussing us out calling us cheap worthless selfish bastards. I was about to surprise her that she's finally going to be a grandma. FML

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Today, at work, I tried to sneakily open a bag of chips I had hidden in my desk drawer. The bag decided to explode as soon as I tore it open, sending chips flying everywhere. My boss chose that exact moment to walk by and saw me on the floor, frantically picking up chips. FML

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