By V - 08/12/2008 18:30
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Grand traumatisé de la vie.... Heureusement, il y a pire ailleurs !
Si vous voulez discuter, n'hésitez pas ! Du moment que c'est pas pour raconter des choses sérieuses, je suis toujours partant :)
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