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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 05:19 - United States
My son had to clean up the mess, and pay for any damages, also he's grounded for a LONG time. Hopefully he'll learn from this. At the moment, my sisters still too drunk to be reasonable, I'll have to speak to her when she's sober. As for the kids at the party, most of their parents have been notified!