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By "Jellynette" - 26/08/2019 14:21
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Ces stars dont l’image a été détournée à leur insu : on vous a compilé les pires pubs !
By William Portail - 24/09/2017 17:00 - France - Paris
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Chaton va beaucoup mieux et a retrouvé son énergie après toutes ces émotions ! Je n'aurais de toute façon pas pu le laisser dans l'état où il était. Dans tout ça, je peux le remercier ! Comme vous dites, grâce à lui, j'ai vu le vrai visage de ce type et ça m'aura épargné une perte de temps 🙂 P.S. : Mon chat était sacrément blessé. Il saignait et hurlait à la mort, il a fallu une opération et plusieurs jours d'observation. Ce n'était pas rien. Si je l'avais laissé, il aurait agonisé et serait mort. Donc il n'y avait rien d'exagéré à remettre mes projets à plus tard (pour les quelques rares personnes qui ne comprennent pas). Oui, un animal n'est pas un enfant, mais pour autant ça reste un être vivant et je ne pouvais pas le laisser mourir. Et quand j'ai appelé le gars en pleurs et en panique et qu'en retour je n'ai eu aucune compréhension, je ne regrette pas que ça se soit arrêté là. C'est tout pour moi 😉