Wage slave
By Janet - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Well the truth is I work in hospice. I was sent to an admission without the information I needed so I could give a family 5 star treatment because they are a friend of someone in the facility I went to. In the end I told my boss maybe she should stand in the corner for not properly informing me, and I treat everyone with the same compassion and dignity no matter who they are or know!