By cutiecuppiecakez - 29/02/2016 21:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML
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trulypar 34

How sweet, he tried to save you from drowning in the washer.

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SkullsRules1 26

That would have been a great time to just start talking and let him think that you had dissolved into bubbles.

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andrmac 25

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junjunbun 28

I actually find that adorable #2, even if it's a little stupid, it's cute he cares that much for his girlfriend. Aspecially after all the FML's about shitty relationships.

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fakedsincerity 32

Are you kidding? it's adorable at best and silly at worst. Nothing to break up over, wtf.

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KhaleesiDannie 26

You must be fun in a relationship....

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laden_swallow09 34

If he's acting that retarded when he's stoned out of his mind, it makes me wonder just how retarded he acts when he's sober.

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Indianboy9321 25

Do you really act more intelligently when not sober #32

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Dilexar 26

Jesus. Go FML. Looking for any reason to tell people to end their relationships & find someone "better." This is cute as hell in my opinion & I would absolutely love to be in that situation.

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rocker_chick105 31

My parents were big potheads in college. Once they and some friends were smoking and eating pizza (obviously), and two of the friends decided it would be a good idea to hitchhike. A day later my dad got a call from one of them asking for a ride. They were three states down. Yet everyone in that friend group is still doing fine today. It's possibly to be completely stupid while high and still be a functioning human being.

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trulypar 34

How sweet, he tried to save you from drowning in the washer.

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SkullsRules1 26

That would have been a great time to just start talking and let him think that you had dissolved into bubbles.

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unholyswiss 19

Excellent partner choice, OP. At least he cares about yah, high or otherwise incapacitated.

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minissaussette 25

Well alright, getting baked probably isn't the most reasonable thing to do but you gotta admit, that guy really likes you, it's actually kinda cute, at least a lot better than him getting sick of you and trying to shove you into said washing machine ...

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Better than getting drunk and throwing up in the washing machine haha

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Dilexar 26

Better than getting drunk & throwing up a washing machine

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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

I think that's really nice of him actually. He obviously likes you and cares about you a lot. Seems like a keeper to me :)

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