Not now, Kevin
By Noname - 16/01/2009 17:31 - United Kingdom
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Noname - 16/01/2009 17:31 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 31/01/2014 16:36 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Pulaski
By Eggs6131 - 15/10/2013 13:09 - United Kingdom - Nottingham
By Anonymous - 16/09/2013 17:42 - United States - Buffalo
For all the people who don't get it, my brother recorded about a minute's worth of silence on his little MP3 player, so he could listen to said recording at full volume. He thought if he listened to this recording of nothingness on a loop at full volume, it would make his earphones act like earplugs, cancelling out any noise made. #8, still laughing at that "I'm sorry? I can't hear you for all this silence blasting in my ears". #22, he's fifteen :