By Anonymous - 16/09/2013 17:42 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my son asked me if slavery was ever abolished. He's 19. FML
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MsConfusedd 27

Say no and then make him do chores all week.

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DjeePee 24

In his defense, there are still countless slaves in the world.

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rec_chem 22

Maybe you should teach him something lol

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TheTacoMan 24

3rd Grade? That's Still Kinda Old, I learned it in 1st or possibly kindergarten! But 2nd grade is probably when most people learn it.

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Gingerette 8

Teach him something by selling him to slavers in a foreign country.

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emilya93 1

There is absolutely no way you were taught that in Kindergarten. Third grade seems about right.

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Welshite 39

14 years old and already sue happy. -_-

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aljop 15

Hey, it's not my fault I'm ahead of the curve.

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Welshite 39

This is not a curve most people would be proud of.

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mpkpm 19

God help us all..this is the future..

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Wouldn't it be something if you could sue the teachers? "My son doesn't know algebra! It's all your fault Mr. Gonads. How could you not teach him this!?" "Well ma'am, your son hasn't been in school for 2 years. If he would have came we would have taught him it." "No, it's your fault for him not being there! He said your name made him laugh and he couldn't concentrate. I'm taking you to court for making my son an idiot!" Ahh, America..

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hessel 13

if her son just listened a litlle more in history class than he wouldnt have this. but hey it could be worse, just look at miley cirus

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Roskie 16

Oh come on! I knew we were getting a bit too quick to pull the lawsuit card, but this is ******* ridiculous!

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TheTacoMan 24

Yeah.. I don't think you can sue for that...

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jagex2121 4

No because with my parents, I really think Alavert wasn't abolished its just that it's not very easy to find with parents nowadays

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MsConfusedd 27

Say no and then make him do chores all week.

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Googolman 29

OP might have been paraphrasing. She didn't use a quote.

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imyy 20

I'm amazed you didn't use past tense in your sentence correctly :-)

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slooby_fml 25

Tell him they renamed it "having children"

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DjeePee 24

In his defense, there are still countless slaves in the world.

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LowExpectations 30

There's still slaves in the world. It's called being in retail. OP's kid is on to something.

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micha090 21

Your son seems to have slept through all his history classes OP.

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imabassist 23

Damn. Maybe he's talking about all countries not just the US?

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More_Leg 14

*shakes head* I don't want to live on this planet anymore....

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