Really?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Pulaski

Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML
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DooleyFTW 17

It is amazing though to be honest! Like in the cars movie, it must've taken a really talented car trainer to make them all talk so perfectly!

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15

He married a wife with no ability to intake sarcasm. F his L

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luckylucas26 9

Ummm... Your grammar skills are also prehistoric.

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MichellinMan 20

^ ummmm... There's actually nothing wrong with said person's grammatical skills.

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Kamon97 23

Hey Ms. Frizzle can teach anyone anything ;p

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luckylucas26 9

Except that it reads like a 4 year old wrote it. Did a dinosaur educate him?

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swaggalikethat 22

But it IS hypothesized that if Dinosaurs were still alive, we'd be able to domesticate them. Just my two cents, but really Op, you lack a sense of humor.

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TheCanucklehead 22

Now there are things that are funny and those that are not. 'Jokes' about spelling can be classified as LAME!

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rebellionwars 11

This was very dumb of you to say. If he didn't know that the dinosaurs were fake how the hell do you think they could give him an education?

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CocaColaPepsi 13

Every time I read your comments I'm amazed at how dumb you are.

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mpsteve137 15

If you know him well enough to marry him shouldn't you know that he might be lacking a bit of common sense?

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Arrow44 10

"Plot twist" What is they actually used real dinosaurs but exterminated them after the series was over.

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yoshithecat 15

Oh! The first plot twist ever! *sits excitedly waiting to see something interesting happen*

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ptoka 20

Thanks 64, I read that in Milton's voice and now can't get his voice out of my head!

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

is what you thought when you read this FML and the shock left you incappable of writing a thoughtful comment?

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MichellinMan 20

3# are you ******* new here?! Everyone knows your comment has to be hilarious and or sympathetic of OP to even get one thumbs up.

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thatgirl1299 11

If your comment consists of one word u might want to keep it to yourself

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caden_bro 9

"One word, you might want to keep it to yourself."

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Well guys, think of it from #3's point of view, she's still 'wow..'ed and amazed someone trained those dinos

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Well, just hope future children inherit your commonsense , not his.

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StompinOnCrayons 15

I agree. Do you reckon FML is a sanctuary full of people with not-so-common common-sense ?

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MichellinMan 20

I think the common sense of the people with not-so-common sense is pretty terrible, and the people with legitimate common sense are the real people with common sense. Common sense.

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IHATEFMYLIFE 26

Umm yea I'm amazed he found someone who agreed to marry him. She obviously didn't marry him for his intellect.

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DanielleinDC 33

I think it's best that OP's husband doesn't breed. Did he go to a religious school or did he skip his science classes?

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QueenJay81 13

seriously, if #3 felt like saying wow, why does it bother any of u??? leave her alone, wow says alot

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StompinOnCrayons 15

#94 I think you posted on the wrong comment, and if you don't know already, the FML community is quick to judge, good or bad - BUT we get results.

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DooleyFTW 17

It is amazing though to be honest! Like in the cars movie, it must've taken a really talented car trainer to make them all talk so perfectly!

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MichellinMan 20

Or The Walking Dead? Those ******* aren't even alive!

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Dawnstempest 17

Or the train in Unstoppable. "I need you to act like you are a runaway train. Ready? Action."

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LowExpectations 30

The greatest feet in training animals was in that movie Sharknado. How the hell they teach those sharks to fly I'll never know.

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Lilxpie 18

#54 All those trains in "Thomas The Tank Engine" must have been trained very well to act like humans.

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btob143 6

If I could, I would give all of u 2 thumbs up

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dman1997 5

He's right. I've always wondered how they trained the T-Rex's.

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kurodansei 16

I'm more concerned with the velociraptors they're oh so clever.

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xXxGraveStonexXx 20

I want a T-Rex! Do you know where I can get one??? :DD

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JMichael 25

Hopefully he was messing with you.

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Welshite 39

Surely I can't be the only one who wants to cuddle a mastodon. And those raptors; they're such gentle creatures. I dunno why people call them vicious.

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beelee1988 13

I've always wanted to get a big bear hug from a raptor. They seem so lovable and cuddly.

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StompinOnCrayons 15

OP, this is a perfect chance to use you sarcasm - try "Yes, I hear they let you pet them as well "

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17deanju 2

I think he was just messin with you OP

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