Don't be my Valentine
By CRD1995 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
By CRD1995 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas
By wet dreams - 12/02/2016 17:46 - United States - Cartersville
By DarkChild - 11/02/2016 22:18 - France
By Electro - 11/02/2016 21:51 - United States - Nashua
The gift that she sent me holds no monetary value. She lives in Japan, and I live in America. She sent a journal consisting of entries that she wrote everyday while I was in basic training for two months. There was also a poster board with our pictures on it. It's really hard to look at all of the things she sent, but it honestly makes me feel a little better that this FML got published. And also I did go see Deadpool already! Thanks for the advice.