Kids: Today, I found my 6-year-old daughter recording herself on her... - FML

By DarkChild - 11/02/2016 22:18 - France

Today, I found my 6-year-old daughter recording herself on her little tape recorder. When I asked her what she was up to, she replied in her cute little voice, "I'm recording myself so you'll have a souvenir when I'm dead." FML

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WolfsScar 15

Friday 12 February 2016 11:37

That's actually really sweet, if you ignore the giant creepy factor.

MMKJ 9

Friday 12 February 2016 11:37

I hope you never need that souvenir

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WolfsScar 15

Friday 12 February 2016 11:37

That's actually really sweet, if you ignore the giant creepy factor.

MariaGiovanni 25

Friday 12 February 2016 18:27

I think she just means that she knows she has to die someday but she can't imagine life without her mom so she must believe she will die first. Kids usually think of their parents as super immortal beings.

MMKJ 9

Friday 12 February 2016 11:37

I hope you never need that souvenir

moodyreallyrocks 27

Friday 12 February 2016 11:39

That's actually kind of scary..

Carlitosfmc 18

Friday 12 February 2016 11:40

Don't worry, kids take some time to fully understand the idea of what truly "death" means

foxy_grampa 19

Friday 12 February 2016 11:42

Kids can be so thoughtful sometimes

thatsdndn1 19

Friday 12 February 2016 11:42

I think that u have a sweet sweet girl:)

crayon_chomper 20

Friday 12 February 2016 11:46

Well...at least she's thinking of you!

andrmac 25

Friday 12 February 2016 11:47

Kids say the darnedest things.

Darkness_Hate 29

Friday 12 February 2016 11:49

Technically she's not wrong..but indeed it's a creepy affection (even if thoughtful)

dextrementor 24

Friday 12 February 2016 11:56

At least she was thinking of you.

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