At least you tried, son
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Canberra
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Canberra
By AK-47 - 17/07/2015 23:04 - United States - Farmington
By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach
By anonymous - 06/08/2015 08:33 - United States - Garden Grove
By simply_meeeee - 20/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Glen Carbon
I'm surprised mine got published! And yeah, I was furious with her. Consider her unfriended!