By AK-47 - 17/07/2015 23:04 - United States - Farmington

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML
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xlord 27

You should've told him you ate an apple

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alfalfalaffa 17

But you never specified how you dropped it op. Maybe you did in fact drop it out if your bum.

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Z3R0G5 23

I would befriend them. Sounds like a humorous person.

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PePziNL 20

No better place to make friends than a public restroom!

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alfalfalaffa 17

But you never specified how you dropped it op. Maybe you did in fact drop it out if your bum.

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CommentKing207 23

"I uh... I may have swallowed my phone on accident..."

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MisterEx 28

No, #21. OP saw an accident; stood on it; and ate the phone.

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rhcpgurl 18

You should have said "Yo MOMMA!"

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MrSassypants 32

Why would OP say that? So he can be arrested for cannibalism?

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ukuartist 13

On the plus side, at least it wasn't something that you ate.

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olpally 32

Austin powers anyone? Lol. I giggled :P

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