By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States
I agree, your life sucks
507
You deserved it
150
Teyros
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Followed
Followed
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Followers
Followers
24
Badges
Badges
315
Comments
Comments
5339
Visits
Visits
31
Favorites
Favorites
About Teyros
Hi.
Teyros - Followers
Teyros - Followed
Teyros's page visits
Hugged!
Teyros's FML badges
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Godlike spy - 007 level
You're following 200 people
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
Amateur spy - Johnny English level
You're following 50 people
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Master spy - Maxwell Smart level
You're following 100 people
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Teyros's favorite FMLs
By mallycat14 - 25/06/2015 16:26 - United States - Middleton
I agree, your life sucks
30 508
You deserved it
3 752
mallycat14 tells us more.
The office, but worse
By officeditz - 04/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Saint Petersburg
I agree, your life sucks
27 603
You deserved it
5 731
By TooLoud - 31/05/2015 00:12 - United States - Moorpark
I agree, your life sucks
46 113
You deserved it
3 004
By Vexatious - 22/05/2015 16:27 - United States - Salisbury
I agree, your life sucks
38 568
You deserved it
5 144
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Update!! Not pregnant!!!
Hi guys I'm the person that posted this and the reason my bra was still on was because it was a quickie . And we didn't really have time to get completely undressed lol . And no one came because my nose bled everywhere. And on top of that we had no paper towels so I had to use one of his shirts to stop the bleeding right away. And he head butted me on accident . His hips went up too fast and I basically fell into his face....