By Je-hais-Dora - 22/09/2015 16:19 - France - Ch?teauneuf-l?s-martigues
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J'aime les toucans et les pinces à linge. Et d'après mon Jereminion (oui Jeremy est un minion), j'ai une tete de girafe.
Sinon je suis une fille qui a un grooos problème avec ses chaussettes. Et d'ailleurs, d'après le parallépipèdisme des bouteilles de 2000, qui entraine la conjonctature des ongles des doigts de pied avec la batterie et les mouchoirs usagés, c'est pour ça que Mufasa dans le Roi Lion est mort. Ce qui, ÉVIDEMMENT, a enchainé, avec l'aide de la hausse des chiffres en baisse de ventes de la TVA allemande des cintres bleus en verre fumé, le dopage d'Hummels qui nous a marqué un but et qui nous a éliminé de la coupe du monde.
Voilà. Je crois.
Mais selon la tangente du réseau Wifi, comparé à l'évolution des palmiers, Mika est extraordinaire.
Ps : mp ça fait toujours plaisir sof sy Tcri Kom sa sa me mè or 2 mouà.
•MA super rencontre ici : Jeremy, alias mon grand frere x') :3 Merci d'être là ???
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Bonjour à tous ! Je suis l'auteur de cette Vdm. Je ne comprenais pas la joie de tous ces gens publiés mais maintenant j'ai enfin ajouté une pierre à l'édifice :) Je voulais juste apporter quelques précisions : #31 : Je suis allée voir les Minions, c'est vrai qu'il est marrant mais beaucoup moins après le "jet" que je me suis pris ^^ #35 : C'est possible dans le cas ou elle n'a pas "renversé accidentellement" mais bien craché littéralement tout ce qui était contenu dans son orifice bucale ;) #30 : J'ai 16 ans et je pense avoir le droit de lui passer un savon, ce que j'ai fait d'ailleurs. Elle s'est excusé en rigolant et jusqu'à la fin du film elle a rigolé bêtement en racontant toutes les 2 sec "l'accident" à son amie... Voilà voilà, vous m'avez bien fait rire et en espérant que mes explications vous ont un peu plus éclairé sur la situation :)