Humor bypass
By #goodbyelife - 09/12/2014 00:38 - United States
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By #goodbyelife - 09/12/2014 00:38 - United States
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By Kallian - 16/01/2013 23:22 - United States
I don't think it's getting any better... And I can't believe I forgot to sign into my account when I submitted this.