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By fallingforfakenamesandmindgames - 27/07/2017 13:00
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By OhGreat - 04/08/2017 12:00
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Hey OP here! No he doesn't live with with his mom. No I didn't know his mom's name. He lives alone so no we didn't lock the doors. His mom lives in Florida with his step dad she was coming up to visit and to meet me she was a week early! He never called her by her first name it's always "my mom". But I guess when she's around he calls her by her first name all the time but with me he calls her mom. I hope to God that during us having sex he wasn't thinking of her....thats weird.
OP here. My dad walked off acting like he hadn't heard anything as I yelled, "That's my FATHER!"