Love: Moment ruined

Moment ruined

By Lesbian - 04/08/2017 13:00

Today I took my girlfriend to the cafe where we had our first date, with the intention of proposing. Moments before I took the ring out, some sleazy old guy said, "How are you two fine babes single on a Saturday?" He refused to leave us alone, even when we said we were on a date. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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Hate crime

By Anonymous - 09/05/2022 04:00

Today, I was planning to propose to my girlfriend. I got out the ring and… she did the same. Coincidentally, she'd planned to propose to me, so we'd both got rings. Too bad our perfect moment was ruined by the bigot who called us “lezzers” and poured a pitcher of beer over both our heads. FML

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By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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Nice, thanks

By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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XCoraline_CrossX 17

Monday 31 July 2017 20:58

Some people deserve to get punched in the throat. With a chainsaw. That's on fire.

XCoraline_CrossX 17

Monday 31 July 2017 20:58

Also, congratulations! I hope she said yes!

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XCoraline_CrossX 17

Monday 31 July 2017 20:58

Some people deserve to get punched in the throat. With a chainsaw. That's on fire.

XCoraline_CrossX 17

Monday 31 July 2017 20:58

Also, congratulations! I hope she said yes!

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 1 August 2017 7:20

Usually if you speak to the manager of an establishment, they'll ask another customer to leave if they are harassing you or making you feel unsafe. I hope you got a good chance to propose even so!

egnur_mas 19

Friday 4 August 2017 13:27

It may even make a good story someday, about the 'sleazy guy' who tried to hit on them while OP was planning to propose.

ImZakki 15

Friday 4 August 2017 14:18

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J352SAURUS 30

Friday 4 August 2017 14:28

No, they went to the café where they had their first date.

Boyufd 24

Friday 4 August 2017 15:26

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jkjorn 16

Friday 4 August 2017 15:49

Read the username.

Bubbles77777 11

Friday 4 August 2017 17:02

That sucks, sorry

jessicasoho 13

Friday 4 August 2017 17:05

Some people deserve to be punched in the throat. With a chainsa... wait. That's odd. Someone's already said that.

Chazzster 28

Friday 4 August 2017 17:23

If that ever happens again speak to the manager that you are being harassed. It is the manager's responsibility to see that his guests/customers are comfortable and treated with respect. From the way you describe it, the A-Hole was simply harassing you, probably because he has something against lesbians if he refused to go away after you told him you were on a date. Frankly he should have been shown out if the establishment by the management.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Friday 4 August 2017 20:06

or he's just straight off dumb. Believe it or not, there are ppl out there that legit think homosexuality isn't real. (Thanks greatgrandpa and may you rest in piece)

GhostFox 33

Sunday 6 August 2017 16:09

An unfortunately large amount of men always think that they're the exception, and that something about them means that women who aren't into men will- for some reason- be attracted to him. There are also people who legitimately and horrifyingly believe that they can "make" homosexual women straight via rape. Chances are, if he didn't **** off after being told they were on a date, he is at least one of the above.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 August 2017 18:31

Evidently, you are not effective at rejecting him. Time to go to Plan B. Plan B: Tell him you both want him to impregnate you and he can pay for all of the babies you and your girlfriend can pop out. He’ll quietly excuse himself.

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 5 August 2017 12:34

And then it turns out that he's a closet otaku and yandere is his kink.

QueenBeeGotStung 24

Friday 4 August 2017 18:49

Hope you gey another chance, or if you did go ahead and propose anyway it went well! Shit like that guy is why I started wearing a wedding ring despite being single..