Basic bitch
By kismet_fire - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
By kismet_fire - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 18:30 - United States - San Francisco
By Isa_Marie0113 - 03/11/2014 23:32 - United States - Groton
Hey guys! I wrote that FML. Yep, wasn't one of my best moments, but it's something we can laugh at now especially since he's usually the one that's gassy! Thanks for reading it and I hope you all had a good laugh too! (I would just like to add that I'm about to click "Spill the beans!" and I'm dying over the irony.)