ohokaythen

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  • Slough, England
  • 24 years-old
  • Tuesday 31 October 2000
  • single

About Ohokaythen

I'm probably nicer than I sound. I hope so, anyway. So, back to the point of this little box here: I'm 16. I'm female, contrary to popular belief. I'm from England. I procrastinate a lot. I'm lonely. I play guitar, piano and recorder, all equally badly. Actually, wait, no, I'm better at guitar and piano than recorder. I have Netflix, and I am proud to say I am an addict. I'm bad at everything but Maths and Physics. And sometimes Chemistry, but not often. I don't like people. At all. Sorry, anyone who considers themselves my friend, but I probably don't like you as much as you think. I have parents who are trying to turn me into an alcoholic and a slut. I once accidentally helped my friends plot to turn me into a hooker whilst drugging me. I'm need to stop now. I'm not going to. I'm really hungry. I want to sleep. I can't be bothered. I can be bothered. I'm actually stopping this time. I'm going to sleep now.

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One more and it's business time

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YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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