Basic bitch

By kismet_fire - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, a customer yelled at me because I gave her a wrinkled bag. I work in retail, and the bags are all cheap plastic. She wouldn't stop, even when I gave her three different bags. FML
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Ichiya 29

That woman didn't need a bag because she was one.

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Ichiya 29

Thats odd me too, but I fail to see the relevance.

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JMichael 25

My mood on a daily basis.

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Mattlozano12 15

Huh? You just think in a very immature way #39.

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Ltsdragons 19

When I say I hate people, I really mean I am finding it hard to understand the people around me because they make no sense and seem to worsen my current problems

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Ichiya 29

That woman didn't need a bag because she was one.

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Glitterbaby2613 20

give or take a letter😏😏😏

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tiptoppc 19

Nah, just slam her with a head on, and apply it directly to her forehead!

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sonasonic 34

Do you ever wish that there was that one day that you could say anything to the customer without repercussions?

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soulreaper12296 28

I feel that everyday. Not for customers, just in general.

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MegasaurusRex89 28

Omg, this! Also, as someone who's been in retail for 7+ years, everyone should be required to work at least 8 months of retail before they can shop it.

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spatula232 25

"Ma'am, would you like me to iron the bag for you"

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Ichiya 29

I believe you have created a new job: the bag ironer. It their job to tbrow irons and any customer that acts like an old bag.

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Ichiya 29

throw* at* Fat fingers and small buttons don't mix.

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erenjaeger 16

So many people would be applying for that job. But it does sound fun.

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littlekellilee 45

Not everyone has paper bags. My grocery stores definitely don't, nor clothes stores.

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eleven22 11

I wonder how ironing cheap plastic is going to work out...

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jackycat 17

It might chase crazy customers out with the stink.

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Cass_x 22

Some people just won't be pleased, no matter what you do

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sayyestothedress 24

You should have told her that the bag matches her wrinkles on her face!

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NellieeNell 18

I agree! I work in retail as well & this statement is so true

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PennyLane27 32

*****hug***** <-- What anyone working at a store deserves. And a beer.

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Sandman366 6

If you work a year in retail without attempting to kill anyone, you deserve a medal. (I know someone who once got a complaint that he was "too nice". Retail customers....it would probably be easier on your sanity to work somewhere that isn't retail but gets robbed at least twice a month.)

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Narayan96 13

someone is always there to ruin your day :/

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AnOriginalName 19

Tell her that breathing into it will take out all the wrinkles, and it's best that she do it so as to precisely control the amount of wrinkles taken out.

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missursee 17

You deserve an award OP for dealing with that without hitting the woman!

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stargirl_95 24

I'm so sorry you had to deal with that. Some people just like making other people's lives more difficult for no reason.

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