Inculta_Night

About Inculta_night

I love Music, listening to and making it, my favourite bands are Evanescence, Nightwish, Matchbook Romance, Within Temptation, Lacuna Coil, Three Days Grace, Muse, Apocalyptica and Rise Against. I love movies, horror, psychological, drama, comedy and/or a mix of those are my favourites. May, The Air I Breathe, Repo! The Genetic Opera, and Halloween (1978) are some of my favourites. Sarah Michelle Gellar is my favourite actress. On of my favourite books is \"The Perks of Being a Wallflower\". Hm, I like to make movies (direct, act and write). I like to write poetry, stories and songs. I\'m creative and I don\'t mind spending time alone just pondering and listening to music, I don\'t have to constantly be doing something as I don\'t bore entirely easily.

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By EKG - 11/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, a creepy man on the subway said he liked my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've received in months. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By bottlepoppin - 02/03/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, a customer opened with, "You open bottles with them thangs?" I looked around my desk for something he might've confused with an actual bottle opener. His girlfriend then informed me that he was talking about my breasts. I work for a bank. FML

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By lifesux17 - 27/02/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML

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Friday 27 February 2009 11:35

A. It was MY vibrator, not my moms... B. I'm 19 years old, not too old to still live with your parents and old enough to own a vibrator (though i didnt know there was an age where you had to be "old enough") , to the rest of you, im glad my misery and embarrassment added some laughter to your day :) this website is great for that :)