By lifesux17 - 27/02/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML
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lifesux17 0

A. It was MY vibrator, not my moms... B. I'm 19 years old, not too old to still live with your parents and old enough to own a vibrator (though i didnt know there was an age where you had to be "old enough") , to the rest of you, im glad my misery and embarrassment added some laughter to your day :) this website is great for that :)

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bosveranda 0

yeah, that's a fml.

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bosveranda 0

yeah, that's a fml.

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Gfrigo 1

Today, I asked my wife If she had any double a batteries. she told me to check our daughters vibrator, I already did. now I can't find any double a batteries. FML

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Shi_Yosei 6

a fml* You only use an if the word starts with a vowel (:

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chippedipp 0

But no, you say it like "eff em ell" and that makes it an FML. You dont say a hour, you say an hour, even though its not a vowel.

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honne_tatemae 9

That's because the 'h' is silent so you go for the next letter which is a vowel.

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Sarah_Ann94 5

Actually you would use an because the letter f starts with a vowel sound…(eff)

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LordAres_fml 9

Perhaps the argument here is whether or not you say "eff em ell" or you say "f*ck my life" when reading FML

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burdenofaday 0

hahaha I like your parents. :]

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xoxo56836757xoxo 0

OMFG i absolutelyy HATE nosy parentss!!!!!

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ninjababy77 2

(response to the main comment)Haha me to. Sounds like my parents.

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beccababyxox3 0

that's what i was thinking.

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MSDemonslayer 5

Don't you mean JIZZUS? Ba dum tsssss. Sorry. I meant no disrespect towards Jesus.

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Amkii 0

Wait, your mom told your dad to check YOUR vibrator, or your mom said to your dad, "Check my vibrator"?

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daaaang113 0

yeah....was it your mom's and you overheard it or was it yours? Both situations are super awkward

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angizzlelolhahah 0

Either way it's still a messed up situation.

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Margret 0

DEFS AN FML....amazing. best one all day!

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GoldenArias 0

Why do your parents know that you OWN a vibrator?!

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Brendan3693 0

Parents at first, no. mom at first, abso-*******-lutely.

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Lemun 1

What the **** Why would your parents think it's normal to do/say something like that?

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LuvFML 0

you must have some pretty chill parents ahahaha

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