Work: You what now?

You what now?

By bottlepoppin - 02/03/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, a customer opened with, "You open bottles with them thangs?" I looked around my desk for something he might've confused with an actual bottle opener. His girlfriend then informed me that he was talking about my breasts. I work for a bank. FML

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You deserved it 3 958

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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By StarDust5921 - 04/10/2016 01:55 - United States - Utica

Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

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By fijiflu - 05/11/2015 21:31

Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML

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You deserved it 1 542

By milkshake - 23/01/2013 00:29 - United States - Pasadena

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML

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You deserved it 6 285

By FML - 05/07/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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You deserved it 26 908

By LadyLou - 03/11/2015 11:42 - Australia

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML

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You deserved it 1 982

By grossedout - 22/05/2015 15:02 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML

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You deserved it 2 237

Malfunctioning equipment

By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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You deserved it 297

My eyes are up here

By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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You deserved it 217

brodizzle 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:29

what

adelaide_evening 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:37

I say it's an FML on that mans girlfriend for having to put up with the guy if anything

Comments

brodizzle 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:29

what

Theatregeek788 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 3:05

LMAO!! funny...but perverted

IIRoxieII 12

Sunday 29 May 2011 15:38

my thoughts exactly

strokesie 23

Saturday 22 October 2011 19:01

Of course.. From Ohio. XD

fluorescentadole_fml 8

Tuesday 27 December 2011 16:22

the strokes!

vmarsbars 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:33

Um I agree with brodizzle -- what???

buxtehude_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:34

yeah I seriously don't get why that is worthy of an fml?

trenton95 4

Wednesday 28 April 2010 2:38

ice submitted like 50 FML's and not one of them has been submitted and this chick comes along with the stupidest fml ever an nails it wow

adelaide_evening 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:37

I say it's an FML on that mans girlfriend for having to put up with the guy if anything

onlyhuman 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:44

i don't get it... :/

Melly_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:55

it's a **** my life cuz she was totally disrespected at work by someone's boyfriend good grief why would she put up with him?

BeautyAndBrains 0

Monday 2 March 2009 10:13

ICK! What an asshole. I also feel really bad fo that guy's girlfriend, because she has to put up with him.

Touch_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 10:33

They must be very nice for him to be looking while with his girlfriend you should take it as a compliment. Just my opinion :D

taylortot973 0

Friday 10 September 2010 13:36

sooo many things wrong with that comment…

LLovey 0

Monday 2 March 2009 10:34

I'd probably be a little insulted and disgusted at the guy but it's sort of his compliment? I'd also find it amusing.

extreme_flyboy 0

Monday 2 March 2009 10:46

Must have been realy cold in the bank for you nipple stand to be so big that it looks like a corkscrew :) i dont think he was hitting on her, just making fun of her. So i guess that might be a VERY minor fml...