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By Wet Britches - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland
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By Wet Britches - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland
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By headinabag33 - 15/02/2016 01:57 - United States - Wilson
Hey...OP here. So in this theatre there are two curtains. The second one (more up stage, away from the audience) has been broken. So we just open both curtains, since the second one never opens. We perform in front of it and it's no big deal. We get some great lighting off it really, and once we had someone stand back there and shake it and looked cool. Someone fixed the second curtain without telling us. The actors were having sex behind the "broken" curtain and it opened. No one told them to stop because they were quiet, and no one wants to tell people to quit having sex... So anyway, there it is.
By kemando - 06/10/2011 10:20 - Canada
Damn straight. His name's rascal.
Hey guys OP here. For a little back story the call was from my mother (I thought I put that in there). She has been married to her husband for about a year and they dated for about a year before that. I don't really see him except for holidays, because I've been living on my own since before they met. I didn't call him because he has his own children from a previous relationship, so I assumed he was spending time with them.