By LiveGuard - 28/03/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, I was taking a lifeguard certification test. I nearly drowned halfway through. FML
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YourEvilHero 12

your not ready bro.

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YourEvilHero 12

your not ready bro.

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teddy4nyy 13

Number 1, I do believe you're not ready to leave English class.

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PeteyPablo12308 20

No shit Sherlock. That's what #9 just said.

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lifeguardd 0

34- where does is say 9 already corrected him? He said he's not ready to leave English class. And 24 pointed out his mistake. You're a shit smart ass aren you.

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Inheritance 10

45- it's aren't ^^ if you're going to troll make sure you know how to :D

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lifeguardd 0

My iPhone screen is broken so I was too lazy to correct it :). Btw if u put 2 ^^ that means you are replying to the guy above me... Know that :)

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Cad6 24

#81 - Yes, he passed. (It's a lot easier to agree to what idiots are saying then to point them out and rant on them. IMO.)

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domking1315 20

Sigh... I wouldve thought it was implied that i wasnt serious. Apparentaly not.. Smh

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leogirl95 12

So...you got the job??

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I_Hug_Cats 26

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swmmingg

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Inheritance 10

Bright side it wasn't in a kiddy pool or was it..

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GirlYouNasty 11

You might want to reconsider being a lifeguard. If you can't save your own life, how could you save others?

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

he did save his life if he's fml-ing about it :)

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GirlYouNasty 11

Somebody probably jumped in and helped him, considering he "almost drowned."

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Incogneterpeter 1

Maybe op will give their life to save someone else...

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BTSfanatic 0

41- I'm SO ******* tired of seeing your shit comments everywhere. I'd close my eyes to block you out, but I must have caught some of your idiocy, for I've forgotten how to blink...

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charlotte69er 7

Well in case u didn't know u need to know how to swim if u want to be a lifeguard....

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MrGroovy28 7

You should see if your bf can swim, most black guys can't -- I don't get it. You would think bc they are so athletic.

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StopDropNRoll 11

Next time bring the floaties and the tire tube for assistance ^^

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tanay97 8

Don't give up and keep practicing. You'll get it one day.

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kooner55 0

Guardings not for you man

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agm77 9

Maybe he's great at being a mall security guard on a Segway. Guarding may be his passion, just a different kind of guarding.

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asherm 15

Keep practicing, pass the test, get lifeguard experience under your belt. How do you feel about jumping out of helo into sea to save people? Think big...

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RadPenny 6

Yeah you probably need to know how to swim...

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GirlYouNasty 11

WHOA! Your eyes...they're so huge! It's awesome!

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LSS_fml 18

And you look like a complete bitch, 17

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charlotte69er 7

Yah totally getting the vibe from the obese princesses 25 (;

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HeartsCry 0

your eyes are so beautiful I think I've lost my heart in them

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